dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

thegirlwhostoletheworld:

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

my sister and i did this once. she tripped, i let her fall. she ripped the knee off her jeans. stay safe kids.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

this post has ruined my life in all the right ways

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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420dongsquad:

where can i buy this

420dongsquad:

where can i buy this

jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up